BJ Lantz - Illustrator and Designer

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I am an artist living in Florida with my jewel of a husband, who is known as Captain Hubby.

We live to serve our three cats, Gracie (aka Queen of Evil), Cry Baby (aka Good Boy), and Menace (aka Jingle Butt).

When I am not creating new artwork to keep the licensing pipe-line fed, I am enjoying this beautiful area in which I live either on foot, on my beloved bicycle or on our sailboat, Adios (I am not sure who is the other woman - myself or her!).

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Fired for Doodling

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Yup, from my first job.  Wait ~ that’s not right ~ it was my second job.  My first summer job was behind the concession stand at a movie theater shoveling popcorn and pushing Ju-Jubees.  The best part was I got to see all the movies as many times as I wanted for free!  But I digress…

My second job was full-time at Pic ‘n Save which was a small department store that was a cross between Walgreen’s and the then non-existent Wal-Mart.  I ran the cosmetics department.  That is to say, I unpacked boxes, priced items and stocked shelves all while ringing up things like shampoo & nail clippers.

I often closed and before anyone could leave, the store manager had to inspect your department and make sure everything was ship-shape, no bottles out of line on the shelves…that kind of thing.  One night Mr. Manager was taking a very long time to come along and release me.  So, all boxes having been unpacked and since the store was closed and there were no customers, I waited ~ and I doodled on a pad next to the register.

The next day ~ my day off ~ I get a call from Mr. Store manager asking me to come in to talk.  He brandished the doodles that I had so carelessly left behind and told me if I had time to draw, I had time to work and that I was fired.  I still remember his outrage at having found those doodles.  Of course trying to explain that I’d only doodled because I was waiting for him did absolutely no good.  Would it be mean of me to hope he is a stock boy at Walgreen’s or a greeter at Wal-Mart now?

Entertaining myself with my iPhone

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I love, love, love my iPhone.  I’ve had it since January and I haven’t downloaded loads of apps.  I only have five that didn’t come with it, and all but two were free and most are functional ~ one is a (free) dictionary.  Yes, I am apparently a nerd.

One that I paid for is fun ~ Camera Bag.  I am sure this one will not be news to many of you as it seems like everyone is posting photos with Camera Bag filters applied.  Some very well done, I might add.  This fact makes me almost over it already before I’ve even begun, but really, it is kind of fun.  I’ve only played with it a little, so let me show you my jump onto the bandwagon…

The light was so pretty in my backyard the other night, I grabbed my iPhone & took a few snaps.  Here is the original snap:

and here is the same pic with one of the Camera Bag filters applied…sorry ~ can’t recall which one!

The light really was pretty in the trees (yet another filter)…

And here’s my good boy, Cry Baby, filtered.  Whatchya doin’, Mommy?

Spotted in Barnes & Noble

Friday, May 7th, 2010

Does anybody think this is as…tacky as I do?  Right there amid the “Paint your Pet’s Portait” kit, “Walk Yourself Thin” kit and “101 Oragami Projects” kit, sits the “Mother Teresa Guided Inspirations” kit.  Sometimes, I think we go too far…